Thought I'd share my selection from recent Bumper Sticker lists:
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
The last time politics and religion were mixed, people were burned at the stake.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Every time you open your mouth, some idiot starts talking.
The control key on the keyboard does not work.
Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art.